Montana pretzel

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.

Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.

by Kandykane69 October 26, 2016

Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.

Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel

by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018

guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind

Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night

by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014

Pretzel Boy

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.

Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!

by rwtetss May 20, 2019

fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

Wet Pretzel

When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.

John, don't be such a wet pretzel.

by boltonfanforlife March 28, 2015