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Montana pretzel

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.
Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.
by Kandykane69 October 26, 2016
mugGet the Montana pretzelmug.

Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.
Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night
by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020
mugGet the Hot pretzelmug.

Pretzel nugget

When you fuck a guy or girl in the ass and dislodge a super dried chunk of shit and it falls out
Yo man that girl dropped a pretzel nugget
by StayKruel October 6, 2017
mugGet the Pretzel nuggetmug.

Pretzel Boy

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.
Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!
by rwtetss May 20, 2019
mugGet the Pretzel Boymug.

Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.
Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel
by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018
mugGet the Japanese Pretzelmug.

fuck pretzel

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.
by Funkweazle October 22, 2011
mugGet the fuck pretzelmug.

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.
Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."
by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009
mugGet the yonic pretzelmug.

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