potty train

When you teach your children to use the toilet instead of a diaper or pull-up. It's so they don't piss and shit on the floor all day long when they're grown. Most people were trained regardless if they have an actual toilet or not.

Mom: "I'm potty training little Suzie."

Bro: "Well you're bad at it. She pissed on the floor, again."

by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021

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potty ankle

When you break your ankle after falling asleep on the toilet, your feet go numb and you stand up.

I have potty ankle because I broke it after falling asleep on the toilet!

by pinktaco1313 December 01, 2015

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potty fail

When you had to go potty really bad but there was nowhere to go and you didn't make it.

(continuing from my potty emergency definition): Little kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! Parent:yes you can use your muscles. Kid:I can't hold it!!! Parent:no you are not going potty in your carseat. Kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! I'm potty failing!!! Parent looking at kid:you did not just go in your carseat. Kid crying while going potty in carseat:Its too late I'm already going!

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber May 21, 2021

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PP IN THE POTTY

People when they need to pee

OOooo looks like we need to go pp in the potty!

by Ujuj November 03, 2019

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Potty emergency

When you have to go potty really bad but there's no where to relieve yourself.

Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber May 21, 2021

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