A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021
Get the Internet poisoningmug. A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.
Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.
by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008
Get the concrete poisoningmug. Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.
by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016
Get the testosterone poisoningmug. A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.
Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.
by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012
Get the fart poisoningmug. by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021
Get the Poisonous Potatomug. The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.
by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020
Get the Sex Poisonedmug. This happens in the high school boys lockerroom when an abundance of axe is sprayed making it hard to breath and leaves side effects of headaches, overwhelming scent, and repel of anyone who comes in contact.
by diamond glitter July 8, 2014
Get the axe poisoningmug.