Internet poisoning

A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.

"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."

by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021

concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008

testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.

Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.

by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016

fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012

Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid.

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin, you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

poison the punch

1.) Adding alcohol to a fruity drink mixture without others knowing.

2.) Spiking fruit punch.

Hey Jared, do you want to poison the punch tonight at prom?

by Punch poisoner September 29, 2019

poison sting

it is where you go up to someones back and thrust with a boner

I use poison sting on her back its super effctive

by BuddersoullessxxDaddy November 11, 2017