The resultant mess of an accidental and simultaneous release of a minimum of three bodily fluids/solids and/or gasses, usually due to excessive intoxication. These include, but are not limited to, urine, faeces, saliva, vomitus, flatus, semen, and snot.
X came home from a party last night reeking of absynthe, and when I went to wash his underwear they were covered in plerp, I mean, his own wee, white wee-wee, and crap
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Get the Peder mug.Justin: You are such a pader, Spencer.
Spencer: No, I'm not a pader, Tom Cruise is the pader!
Steve: You're all paders!
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Steve: You're all paders!
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Get the Peder mug.ploerten is the the act where after sex a woman, or man, excuses him/herself to got to the toilet where upon arrival said person tries to squeeze out all of the jizz which is crammed in her/his cavity.
Ploerten vind plaats na de sex. Het is de handeling om het zaad in je plezier gat eruit te persen.
Ploerten vind plaats na de sex. Het is de handeling om het zaad in je plezier gat eruit te persen.
Jeetje na de sex moest mijn wijf zo hard ploerten ik dacht dat ze last had van spetterpoep.
Na de sex werd Frans gesmst door Koen of zijn wijf aan het ploerten was, wat geheel toevallig ook zo was.
Na de sex werd Frans gesmst door Koen of zijn wijf aan het ploerten was, wat geheel toevallig ook zo was.
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