Plerp

The resultant mess of an accidental and simultaneous release of a minimum of three bodily fluids/solids and/or gasses, usually due to excessive intoxication. These include, but are not limited to, urine, faeces, saliva, vomitus, flatus, semen, and snot.

X came home from a party last night reeking of absynthe, and when I went to wash his underwear they were covered in plerp, I mean, his own wee, white wee-wee, and crap

by Simmo77 May 18, 2011

plerp

A small amount of compacted marijuana, usually amounting up to a bowl.

Hey man, will you sell me a little plerp for 5 bucks?

by Jake Honeycutt October 24, 2007

plerp

An expletive to use when things are not going well.

boss: gonna need you to work late tonight
you: plerps

by plerpy December 06, 2021

Plerp

Pooping in the slime and playing with it

yo Matt, did you plerp this slime smells like shit

by Master Peef January 14, 2025