Plerp

The resultant mess of an accidental and simultaneous release of a minimum of three bodily fluids/solids and/or gasses, usually due to excessive intoxication. These include, but are not limited to, urine, faeces, saliva, vomitus, flatus, semen, and snot.
X came home from a party last night reeking of absynthe, and when I went to wash his underwear they were covered in plerp, I mean, his own wee, white wee-wee, and crap
by Simmo77 June 11, 2011
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A small amount of compacted marijuana, usually amounting up to a bowl.
Hey man, will you sell me a little plerp for 5 bucks?
by Jake Honeycutt November 10, 2007
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Plerp

Pooping in the slime and playing with it
yo Matt, did you plerp this slime smells like shit
by Master Peef January 13, 2025
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An expletive to use when things are not going well.
boss: gonna need you to work late tonight
you: plerps
by plerpy December 06, 2021
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