Justin: You are such a pader, Spencer.
Spencer: No, I'm not a pader, Tom Cruise is the pader!
Steve: You're all paders!
Spencer: No, I'm not a pader, Tom Cruise is the pader!
Steve: You're all paders!
by QuietSteve April 20, 2009
Get the Pader mug.The most infamous of the gym class exercise triad (remember the Mile Run and Suicides?).
The gym teacher yells at everyone to line up at one end of the gym. Popping in the audio CD, a woman with an inhumanly cheerful tone instructs you to start running. You jog over to one side, and a beep ensues a few seconds later, propelling students to the other side.
Slowly, the beeps become more frequent.
The first one fails to make it in time. Kids begin dropping like flies.
Lungs crumple. Stomachs churn. Hearts are on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
Bodies. Bodies everywhere.
No one can tell whether the poor kid lying face-down on the floor is still alive.
The air is filled with body odor, retching, and the occasional quiet sob.
Only the athletes are left. They manage to get to the triple digits, a feat worthy of legend.
But even gods must fall.
The gym teacher yells at everyone to line up at one end of the gym. Popping in the audio CD, a woman with an inhumanly cheerful tone instructs you to start running. You jog over to one side, and a beep ensues a few seconds later, propelling students to the other side.
Slowly, the beeps become more frequent.
The first one fails to make it in time. Kids begin dropping like flies.
Lungs crumple. Stomachs churn. Hearts are on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
Bodies. Bodies everywhere.
No one can tell whether the poor kid lying face-down on the floor is still alive.
The air is filled with body odor, retching, and the occasional quiet sob.
Only the athletes are left. They manage to get to the triple digits, a feat worthy of legend.
But even gods must fall.
The audio that P.E teachers play during the Pacer Test is what you will hear while entering the depths of hell.
by namebar115 April 17, 2015
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The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu
by smol.phanicked.bean June 18, 2016
Get the the fitnessgram pacer test mug.the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc
Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
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Get the Padre of pandemonium mug.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
by 13576 June 1, 2016
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Get the The Fitnessgram Pacer Test mug.The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
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