Pilfering

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose

Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit

by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

by Khaytsus October 18, 2008

PWILF

Pastor's Wife I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, have you seen Kay Warren? She is smoking hot."
"I know dude, she is such a PWILF"

by pwilf-admirer February 16, 2010

pilf

Politician I'd Love to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a PILF

by Justin January 18, 2009

ptilf

Prac Teacher I'd Like (to) F*ck.
Pronounced "Puh-tilf"
Similar to a milf, however used more commonly among teenagers when they come across a hot prac teacher.

"Hey, have you seen James, the new prac teacher we have for drama?"
"OMG yes! He is SUCH a PTILF!"

by alexis sutton April 4, 2008

Pilf

A Pilf is an individual who looks as though the top of his head might be on fire. He usually sees the world through squinty eyes and smells like old milk, it's probably just his dingleberries though. DO NOT, and I repeat DOOO NOT have food around a Pilf. He will go insane and ravage on everything in your household. Think you hear a tea kettle? Or a rape whistle? No... that's probably just the mouth of a young Pilf.

EMILY: Did you hear that sound?
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.

by serio&herringINC. February 23, 2012

PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

by Cory November 16, 2003