ontario

most populous province in canada, although most people live in the very southern part of the region, along the 401 corridor. ontario is very much like new york state. a mass of people live in the south, and ridicule the northern part. contains the megaplex they call toronto and the surronding GTA (greater toronto area, not the video game), with its mass of over 6 million people. also has the nat'l capital of ottawa, home to the most annoying of all hockey teams and a fan base that is unable to support CFL football. windsor and oshawa are now north america's auto capitals, since detroit went down the crapper. hamilton is the steel center and is suburbs basically now connect with the western suburbs of toronto. london is another big city too, but no one really cares about it. the rest of canada thinks the media in the country is biased toward ontario, and they're prob right. the only canadian province americans really know exists, and the place where 19-20 yr old usa kids jump the border to go to niagara falls bars.

more than 25% of canada's population lives in ontario's golden horeshoe. more than 25% of american college students pass out in niagara falls ontario hotel rooms after guzzling too much liqour they bought at bars or the LC.

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008

University of Western Ontario

THE WHITE WASHED PARTY SCHOOL of Canada. White students or white washed students go here bacause they eather didn't get into U of T or they thought U of T was was too hard. They also couldn't get into Queens they think too highly of themselves to go to any other university (like Lakehead). UWO is a wanna-be "Ivy League" school. This preppy school is home to some of the best looking over achieveing students in this polar country! Its one of the oldest and most beautiful universityes ever attracting U of T rejects since 1878.

Prep boy 1: Damm, i never got into to U of T. Well, i didn't wanna turn into a mindless robot anyways.

Prep boy 2: oh so what are u goin to do now?

Prep boy 1: Well, guess ill accept my offer to the University of Western Ontario.
Prep boy 2: Good idea, you can't go wrong with that!

Prep boy 1: Thats right, I won't become a brain washed zombie and ill be hanging out with the hottest people Ever!

by Prepboy February 16, 2014

Ajax Ontario

A town located outside of Toronto, but more importantly Scarbourough. There is litterally nothing in Ajax except for high school gang violence. Don't believe me? Every week someone get's stabed at J. Clarke Richardson High School, but we don't have a mall. Yeah I wonder why we have so much teenage violence, not. The south side is filled with rich white people who have there own community center, while the north side is filled with imigrants and drugs. Not joking. If you are found in a scenario where you are in North Ajax pray that your either black or have police esscorting you. The majority of the population is either from a country where you can't pronounce the name or are they are emo, often both.

An example of our emo abilities the band Sum 41 formed here in Ajax Ontario.

by JamesOfJohto May 16, 2011

Aylmer Ontario Canada

The small drinking town with working problems.

I went to Aylmer Ontario Canada for a drink, but they put me to work instead.

by Cage Rattler September 14, 2011

Buttfuck, Ontario

Any town or village in Ontario, Canada that is not part the Greater Toronto or Greater Ottawa Areas.

You: I am currently in Moose Factory, Ontario.

Me: You mean Buttfuck, Ontario?

You: Yes. How did you know?

by clo0410 May 9, 2011

London, Ontario

A medium-sized, mostly working class city located between Toronto and Detroit. London is home to a small number of white supremacist and neo-nazi groups.

Yo nigga, London, Ontario is the lamest city in all of Canada.

by mothafocka August 31, 2010

Ontario Works

Official sponsor of the Rockefeller Weekend and thousands of three-day millionaires

Ontario's version of welfare.

Can you spot me a twenty piece until Friday? I'll have my Ontario Works then.

by -30- May 15, 2005