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Orphan's blood

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.
Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.
by Truculent sloth July 9, 2014
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Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.
After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.
by Pete North February 3, 2005
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Omaha

Omaha (44th largest city in US) otherwise known as the Big O. Omaha is the biggest city in Nebraska, and isn't the typical plain flatland and corn. Omaha is very underrated even though it's home too: CWS, husker football, corn, the Henry Doorly Zoo, a beautiful downtown indie/concert scene, and the CenturyLink Center. It also is also home town to famous people you wouldn't expect like Malcolm X, Warren Buffet, and real world contestants Tyrie Ballard & Laura Waller, etc. It's a great place to raise a family even though it is full of STD's. Almost every teenager complains they hate living there and will eventually move away because gossip spreads fast, but never do. The most common school districts are MPS and OPS. Also it seems to have segregated areas by ethnic back grounds. West Omaha has rich white suburban people, South Omaha has Hispanic, and North Omaha has black people. In Omaha people don't ride cows/tractors to school and most aren't redneck.
Kim: let's go party & FSU. YOLO
you: i wish Omaha teens had more original slogans.
by edhujscd July 6, 2012
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Omaha

original home of Bright Eyes, 311, Jamie King, Henry Fonda, the college world series, best zoo in the country, and many more...great place to live
There is always something to do in Omaha!
by pwttypwncess November 13, 2003
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omphaloskepsis

the inspection of one's navel
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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Omaha Old Market

The best place in all of Omaha! Restaraunts, thrift stores, artists, hippies, indie kids, street performers, etc.
If you come to Omaha, go there!
Me: Omaha fucking sucks.
Carlouse: I know, the Old Market and Sokol are the only cool things in Omaha.
(Omaha Old Market)
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Orphan

That one piece of shit that wont stop asking you for a dollar
by DickAndHand July 28, 2019
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