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Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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Crimp Off A Length

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015
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The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
by Chas501 February 2, 2017
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Always get high off your own supply means that you test your research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP 4F-MPH, Benzoyl fury), nootropics(Like Phenylpiracetam, Sunifiram, NSI-189, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Modafinil, Propranolol, Etizolam), herbs (like kratom, ashwaghanda, rhodiola), sarms, and see if it's safe to sell to the public. Also amphetamine and ethylamphetamine and selegiline and 2-methyl-2-butanol and MDEA and choline and b vitamins. You can also use and sell nitrous oxide, and vape. If you don't get high off your own supply, that means you are selling poison like Crack, meth, heroin, or fentanyl.
Dude: I used Flodafinil. It's safe to sell then.

Dude 2: Good thing you always get high off your own supply.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 15, 2022
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Fuck Right Off

It still means fuck off, but it’s a fuck off on steroids with its fists clenched, eyes staring and a snarl on its lips. But that’s not the end of it, you can be told to “ most definitely fuck right off”, where in addition to staring and snarling with its fists clenched sweating and trembling with anticipation for the tiny trigger that will let it rip your head off and shit down your neck. There are numerous other variations until you are told to “most fucking definitely fucking well fuck right fucking off”. If this sound incoherent it’s because it is; you are now faced with a berserk, ninja vampire with titanium talons and diamond teeth who is a hairsbreadth away from howling chaos and the total destruction of you, your family and all your ancestors so that you become not even a memory.
If anyone rejects this definition, they can fuck right off.
by AKACroatalin April 26, 2015
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Always get high off your own supply means that you try the stuff you are selling to see if it's of high purity and without any contaminants. You run lab tests on research chemicals, drugs, SARMs, Supplements, and cognitive enhancers. Then you try it. Some stuff makes you happy. Some stuff makes you relaxed. Some stuff gives you energy. Some stuff makes you smarter. Some stuff makes you more awake. Ethylamphetamine made with non-toxic aluminum galinstan. 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP, Prolintane, Selegiline, Propranolol, Choline, Vitamin B12, Tropoflavin, Methiopropamine, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Cardarine, 2-methyl-2-butanol, etizopam, Diclazepam, 4F-MPH, Kratom, and Mk-677 are examples of research chemicals, cognitive enhancers, wakefulness enhancers, and more. If it's good enough for you to use and pure, it's good enough to sell. If you don't get high off your own supply, you are selling bad products or contaminated products(which is basically poison).
I used 200mg of Modafinil that I synthesized in a lab. This product is good. Good enough to sell. Always get high off your own supply.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2022
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stay off my lawn

The stereotypical, comic portrayal of irritable, older people.
His reaction to hip hop music is stay off my lawn!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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