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Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.
by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019
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Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril
“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
by JB707 February 25, 2021
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Hung like an octopus

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation
Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!
by EdgarW December 24, 2008
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Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.
Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."
by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018
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Octopus

A creature with a head and eight dicks used to massage the vagina
Brenden: “Dang motherfucker that creature has eight dicks!”

David: “Oh that’s just an octopus”
by Grandma Toots April 27, 2019
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ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.
Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.
by cockodoo September 8, 2010
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Squealing Octopus

When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)
Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!
by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015
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