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Habitually Offended

An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.
Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.
by T1R3D January 30, 2019
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To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.
People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up.
by srxe2140 August 17, 2004
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Offended

The bonus boss of the Internet. If you've defeated the Pain series page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, this next one is for you!!
I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now!
by jcthunder May 15, 2010
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A slender like figure who stalkes women for sex. He has two rose, a red rose and a blue rose. He wears a trench coat, a fedora and boots. Women call him "smexy".
Who are you?
My name is offenderman but you can call me "smexy".
by #GamerGirl October 6, 2016
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Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!
I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.
by EpicCollision October 31, 2017
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Offended

1. A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother.
2. The state in which everyone seems to be in.
1. Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended!
2. I was offended.
by Xaisede December 1, 2011
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United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.
Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.
by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005
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