that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

that's not funny

instant mood killer + awkwardness

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.

by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010

mans that’s not my mans

Your man who is your man but not exactly. He’s your crush, but he might not know it.

Becky: OMG! Rachel is talking to drew! Doesn’t she know he is my mans that’s not my mans?!

by Eat her good June 4, 2018

that's not my problem

to be used when something just is not your problem.

"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"

"that's not my problem."

by OMonty May 12, 2008

That's not very cash money of you

When you don't do something that's very cash money.

That's not very cash money of you.

by molestt October 3, 2018

The love that dare not speak its name

"The Love that dare not speak its name" in this century is such a great affection of an elder for a younger man as there was between David and Jonathan, such as Plato made the very basis of his philosophy, and such as you find in the sonnets of Michelangelo and Shakespeare. It is that deep, spiritual affection that is as pure as it is perfect. It dictates and pervades great works of art like those of Shakespeare and Michelangelo, and those two letters of mine, such as they are. It is in this century misunderstood, so much misunderstood that it may be described as the "Love that dare not speak its name," and on account of it I am placed where I am now. It is beautiful, it is fine, it is the noblest form of affection. There is nothing unnatural about it. It is intellectual, and it repeatedly exists between an elder and a younger man, when the elder man has intellect, and the younger man has all the joy, hope and glamour of life before him. That it should be so, the world does not understand. The world mocks at it and sometimes puts one in the pillory for it." = Oscar Wilde 1845-1900

Oscar Wilde is a really hoopy frood who didn't deserve to be put in jail.
''The love that dare not speak its name'' came from a poem by Lord Alfred Douglas (Oscar's boyfriend)

by A Broken Student September 26, 2010