by YourMaw4870 March 03, 2019
The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?
by Jizz Mopper September 15, 2003
A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.
A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag"
by Rich McLaughlin March 10, 2008
People usually of Scottish and English ancestory living in the 6 Northern Counties of Ireland known as Ulster.Although technically not British, neither are they Irish. They have their origins in the English forcing Scottish settlers into the North of Ireland, during the 16th century.This was to dilute the rebellious Irish Catholic population with Scottish Protestants. As they centuries progressed they did not truly assimilate with the Native Irish, whom they considered to be their enemies, but instead remained somewhat isolated from the rest of the population. When the Anglo-Irish Treaty was signed in 1922 after Ireland's War For Independence, the 6 counties to the North (Fermanagh, Antrim, Tyrone, Londonderry, Armagh, and Down) opted to remain within the direct rule of the British government. The result was a semi-independent state which is today called Northern Ireland. Northern Irish people have suffered a brutal history of conflict between the opposing Catholic and Protestant factions. Today, however the conflict has quieted down a great deal and Northern Irish people enjoy a prospering, rebuilt,country.
by captaincarl55 May 09, 2008
by clarencedarrow April 30, 2005
Northern Breakfast (n) Bilious stomach deposit made on a man/woman's back during doggy-style intercourse, deliberately issued from the partner's mouth for pleasure.
"Bah, that lass I nobbed last night were a reet dirty scunner - she weren't 'appy til I gave her a Northern Breakfast, reet from crack to scalp"
by ThathairyblokefromWeymouth March 17, 2009
"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005