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a network that takes anime and censors it for content because they are dumbass conservatives. Takes rip-offed action shows from WB like Xaolin showdown. Replaced classic cartoons like dexter's lab and jonny bravo with gayass shows like my gym partner's a monkey and hi hi puffy ami yumi. They turned ed edd n eddy into shit because they had to make the characters go to school. They censor billy and mandy and foster's home for adult content (for the same reason as anime). Adult Swim USED to be good with ATHF and Futurama, but now they have queer shows like robot chicken. They even put a gayass dipshit preschool block called Tickle U which pretty much ruins the entire fucking schedule. Pretty much the most pathetic excuse for animation ever made.
Cartoon Network best unfuck themselves or I will unscrew their heads and shit down their necks!
by meh June 30, 2006
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Cartoon Network

Hey Andy, what's on Cartoon Network tonight?
Sorry Matt, Teen Titans Go is playing again, we should just call it TTGN.
by Eric Cartman's father March 24, 2017
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Social Network Back Button Bolt

The act of quickly sitting up and pressing the back button on your browser as a significant other enters the room, thus hiding the profile or photo album you are viewing on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Generally seen when viewing a past lover's photo or a potential future one.
"Damn my social network back button bolt game is on point. Trisha almost saw me checking out skanky pictures of my ex, damn I wish I could hit that again."
by Kid Chableezee January 14, 2010
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St Thomas Network

The streams of cum leading from woman to woman to woman but eventually leading back to a couple dudes at Carlson
Admissions Pimp: "St Thomas has the St Thomas Network! We allbutguaranteeunderlegalcontracture that we WILL get you a high-finance jobs right out of college!!"

Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."

EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.
by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020
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Woy! Africa Network

Woy! Africa Network is an online website and magazine that is distributed across the African continent and the African diaspora to promote what is going on in Africa.
Woy! Africa Network's magazine provides culture and news directly from Africa in general, it provides everything that is happening in Africa to connect the country to the world.
by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018
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Cartoon Network

A Channel which is doomed to failure due to blindly making itself more and more pitiful each day(I.E. Replacing Adult Swim Saturday with crappy Cartoons). By Replacing good cartoons with crappy, americanized animes and sorry attempts to imitate anime (I.E. Totally Spies ...), they have dug themselves farther and farther in the hole that they can never escape from.

R.I.P Cartoon Network (19xx - before they even started)
"Cartoon Network gets sadder and sadder everyday."
by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004
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cartoon network

a fucking piece of lame-ass shit network that hasn't shown a really good show (without franchizing the shit outta it) since before that gay-ass show hamtaro

some of the greatest shows to ever show on cartoon network were thundercats, sailor moon, mobile suit gundam/gundam wing, the first parts of DBZ, the original episodes of dexter's lab, the old ed, edd & eddy, trigun, cowboy bebop, grim & evil(maybe the grim adventures of B&M), samuri jack, and a few more i cant think of now

there is only three good shows left on cartoon network, all shown in adult swim(becoming increasingly gay every new series they air). these shows are futurama, ATHF and the boondocks. (no family guy is not really cool any more because they fucking overplay and whore the fuck out of it.) i seriously hope that the cartoon network exutives all fucking die in their sleep at the same time so that more show concious ppl will take over
my god Cartoon Network sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by angus BEEF!! May 3, 2006
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