Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

never change

1. A phrase spoken to someone when you're impressed by their lack of inhibition, cynicism, or adherence to social norms.

2. Can also be used sarcastically and/or passive-agressively when shocked by someone's lack of self-awareness or tact.

1. "You threw the drink in HER face? Nice. Never change bro."

2. "Did you just take your tip back out of the jar? Wow. Never change man"

by LebronJonDeBlonsky March 2, 2015

never gonna give you up

The first line and title of the world's most vile (or awesome, depending on who you are) song, the rickroll.

"Hey, SETI just found an alien transmission"
"What did it say?"
"Never gonna give you up"
"lol, they got rickrolled"

by redct August 5, 2008

never dig straight down

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.

Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!

by The Real Driller December 31, 2016

Ball Never Lies

The ball going through the hoop is the ultimate truth to determine if a call was correct or not.

A disputed foul allows someone to go to the free throw line and the player misses the shot, then the disputed foul was wrong since the "ball never lies" or if the player makes the shot then the disputed foul was right since the "ball never lies".

by James Early UD May 29, 2008

a pussy ass hoe could never

Means exactly what it sounds like

“Did marissa take your man?”

Me : A pussy ass hoe could never

by Breezy__babiii July 6, 2019

never gonna

give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert youuuu

it is used when you wanna rick roll someone once you here never gonna you know you screwed up

by kakashi is lord August 28, 2020