nacho cheese

a really lame pun that will probably own you

what do you call someone else's cheese?

nacho cheese!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
*gets kicked right in the face*

by X February 16, 2003

Nacho Gang

A gang that isn't yours

Q: What do you call a gang that isn't yours?
A: Nacho gang!

by cheeeezzzyyy July 29, 2008

nacho monger

the jerk who goes straight for the chips piled high with delicious toppings (cheese, sour cream, etc.) leaving all the lame naked chips for you

fellow diner: *goes for the chip* "MMmmmM so cheeesyy"

you: "DUDE stop being such a nacho monger!"

by cmsluvnachos August 19, 2010

Nacho dick

A dish used during a sexual experience. A dick dipped in cheese (usually cheddar), may also be accompanied with tortilla chips. This dish is common among sexually active whores who love the taste of a cheesy dick. This a recommended way of giving head especially so the ladies have a little something to munch on.

I love your nacho dick.

Last night i had me some nacho dick.

That was the best nacho dick I've ever had

by Jaylow October 9, 2008

nacho hat

1. A dish set used for eating nachos. Usually resembling a mexican hat as the main dish and a bowl in the center for salsa/dip.

Susan put the chips for the party in a nacho hat.

by Nachoridnary July 29, 2005

Nacho cheese

a mixture of semen and egg yolks made into a batter

My monkey throws pies of nasty nacho cheese at people all the time, there is no stopping him.

by Derpus February 14, 2012

nacho platter

The nacho platter is the sexual act of placing chips on your partners chest, then substituting for the by beans by taking a giant shit over the chips followed by vomiting over the beans in substitution for the guacamole and finally the coupe de' grace of ejaculating on top of it all to replace the sour cream and there you have it, a nacho platter.

Sally: When Tom asked me if I wanted a nacho platter, I thought he wanted to go to taco bell, Instead he covered me with chips took a shit on me, vomited on top of the shit and then ejaculated all over it...I sure do love Tom...he is so dreamy,

by egobrien January 10, 2010