moron

n. A person whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).

Bush is a moron.

by virus March 31, 2003

Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

by Paul August 22, 2003

moonshot

When at the brink of male ejaculation, you or a friend inserts their finger or foreign object into the male’s anal cavity causing extreme pressure and force during the cumshot, shooting your cum to the moon.

Man, my girl gave me the best moonshot last night. I broke the light on her ceiling!!

by Poopyface1 February 20, 2019

moron magnet

The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky

I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!

by El Duderino Supremo April 29, 2008

moronathon

when groups of people act like total idiots for hours on end
especially people that are high, or people that are just plain stupid. a combination of the words moron and marathon

father kicking in door-alright you potheads, stop the moronathon and get the hell out!

by arch king October 29, 2005

moons-out-poons-out

When you go out with your boys on the night of a full moon in an effort to get laid.

"Yo man, let's hit the bars tonight! Harvest Moon! 'Moons-out-poons-out'!"

by kbeezyfomfsheezy March 14, 2017

moroney

A person who has an inadequate amount of money and then acts like a "moron" and spends it on a useless item. These items can range from a shirt too big or another unusable material possession.

Person 1: Oh man your did you hear about what Zach bought. A glass dart board.

Person 2: Wow what a moroney.

by 1ComFr0mALandDownUnda November 13, 2017