mopped

adj. tired

To describe when someone "looks" visibly tired.

"You look pretty mopped today. Are you alright?"

by Vijay Patz September 22, 2006

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

moppled

The stage of drunkeness just before you get hammered but while you are still able to hold a reasonable conversation and stand up at the same time

I am ever so slightly moppled

by Lisa James September 13, 2007

Mopportunity

The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.

'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'

by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009

moppin' the tonsils

when making out the cleaning of the tonsils of slava and extra food left over.

amanda likes moppin' the tonsils

by reandoe March 18, 2009

Mopportunist

A custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been assigned to said technician.

High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"

High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"

by Teebs-Bizzle January 8, 2011

Moppo

Someone who does a lot of Mopping or stealing

That guy over there is a real Moppo!

by Moppooo July 26, 2018