The Moose

A moose known for stalking of big tall men. She likes to go after men with big man meat, so that she can feed her appetite for cock meat. She was once seen roaming the grounds of Saratoga Race Track lost ane bewildred during the great Dooley famine of 2009.
Hey look over there it's The Moose hunting for large meat stick to bury in Her mouth.

Wow that's one crazy moose.
by Horse Face hannas June 30, 2009
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Moose

A person with a good face, but a bad body. It comes from hunters who mount the moose's head on their wall. The opposite of a prawn
girl 1 - look at that guys monobrow
girl 2 - but you should see him with his shirt off, he is such a moose.
by Elikay July 25, 2011
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Moosed

A Sports Gambing terms referring to loss of a wager at the very end of the game.

When a game is going your way for majority of the match only to lose at the end.
That meaningless half court shot Moosed my Under.

The missed field goal Moosed my game.

I got Moosed on that walk off.
by Clutch_play February 20, 2018
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Moose

A large, ungainly girl (tall, well built than fat) who appears a bit dumb and/or clutzy, not particulary attractive. Or perhaps a girl who is a bit too big to be completely feminine, like Kimora Lee Simmons. Basically a girl whose physical presence is vaguely reminiscent of that hulking, slow-witted animal, the moose, which lacks the grace of something like a stag.
by ManofG February 07, 2009
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Moose

A Women who is one grade lower then a slut. Just as slutty, only uglier, usually fat/geeky.
Packing pounds and guys like that she sure has become a real moose!
by MrSirDudeGuyHommieManWay August 12, 2010
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Moosed

When a guy you are note even dating breaks up with you for another girl. He has to really be into you, but still hung up on an ex or have a wandering eye.
I can't believe that boy Moosed me for her!

OR

Things were going so well and then he Moosed me for his ex!
by QT KT December 04, 2009
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moose

Everyone that has given a definition to this word, including me for wasting my time. Mainly used because of the idiocy received just by seeing all your spelling errors and lack of original usage of the word.
You are a MOOSE stoopid shit shit fucky hell giz moneky girl boy ugly poo poo head.
by Not Yours September 21, 2005
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