by Elizabeth Wolf March 2, 2004
A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.
Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
by The Logical Fallacy February 4, 2019
Ella: omg I just hate my dad
Kelsey: I hate my mom
Liv: my dads dead bruh
Amber: I hate my step dad
Kayleigh: I hate my dad
Maddie: I don’t want to go to my step dads house ugh
Brielle: ugh we are such Slunts moop
Kelsey: I hate my mom
Liv: my dads dead bruh
Amber: I hate my step dad
Kayleigh: I hate my dad
Maddie: I don’t want to go to my step dads house ugh
Brielle: ugh we are such Slunts moop
by L1vm4rt1n June 18, 2022
by Hal Squirt October 22, 2020
I am going mooping. I am going to pick up those beer bottles that the dunks left last night in the forest.
by nonloverofstupid September 13, 2020
by Real_Shmians_Dont_Die March 14, 2020