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Monty Jakubowicz  

A Small Japanese Sumo Gangster, Having been convicted of the attempted assassinations of Anthony Alexander and Mr Ian Urmston.
I Heard Monty Jakubowicz went on a rampage with a steamroller the other day.

Monty Brown 

Wrestler in Total Nonstop Action who calls himself the Alpha Male; see cokehead.
You will feel the POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCE! Period.
Monty Brown by Kain February 15, 2005

monty python and the holy grail 

A really funny movie "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015
Hey, have you seen monty python and the holy grail?

No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet

...no

monty haul 

A derogatory term for a tabletop RPG that is far too easy and therefore poses no challenge to its players, usually a 'Monty Haul' game quickly becomes boring once it's players become the most powerful things in the game world.
Named for the host of "the Price is Right" a TV quiz show.
"This adventure is a bit of a Monty Haul, I cant remember the last time I was even wounded."
monty haul by Aedwynn July 29, 2005

Monty Prong 

Shit Hot, awesome, mega cool, fuckin wicked.
Slatey's car is monty prong!
Monty Prong by David Woods July 26, 2006