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Manopause

A psychological condition in which a man in his mid to late 50s appears to have lost his mind and drives everyone around him insane with his crabbiness, irrationality, and flash temper. He may exhibit a "blame everyone else" approach when he is in the wrong. He may exhibit opinions that are completely opposite to what he used to have (ie. voting republican when he was a life long democrat or becoming a male chauvenistic pig when he always support women's liberation.)
"Mom, Dad just yelled at me for taking out the garbage. He said I was doing it wrong and got irrationally angry," said the teenaged daughter. "Yeah, he's in Manopause. Nothing he does makes sense anymore," said the mom.
by Daiseyheadmaisey August 5, 2008
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mono

An STD for people who have only got to first base.
Mono is more embarrassing than herpes.
by Schovie August 7, 2007
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Mono

Mono is a mixtape by the leJINdary leader himself, Kim Namjoon.
It is known to heal hearts and mind. Stan BTS Bitch.
Listen to mono bishes.
by DailyDoseOfUWUs November 10, 2018
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monopolizing

v.t. - verb transitive

1. to get, have or exploit a monopoly of.
2. to get or occupy the whole of; aquire exclusive possession or control of.
Amanda has been monopolizing the conversation all night.
by surfer girl May 6, 2005
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Tennesse Monopilot

The sexual act of spinning over an amputee with no legs like a helicopter with cock inserted into a vagina or other orifices. Boodaloop optional and amputee also optional if your partner is flexible.
My wife, a vietnam vet, loves when I do the Tennesse Monopilot.
by HelgaHolland February 20, 2011
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mocopopo

The police in Moco (Montgomery County, MD) whose sole purpose is to break up high school parties because there is little real crime. Oh, and they give a lot of driving tickets too because there is little real crime.
Mocoboy1: How did you tear your shirt?
Mocoboy2: I was at this party, and then the mocopopo came, and I had to jump the fence.
by Ez ES October 5, 2005
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bipolar menopausal bitch

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch?
Her: What did you say???
by iknowitall4sure March 4, 2010
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