raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash

Lala,your such a raging cock monger

by I am Rex August 10, 2009

Cock Monger

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 8, 2010

Monger

A person who sell something

A fish monger; a person that sells fish

by Lovely Fav February 2, 2020

Dick Monger

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.

-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...

by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009

Monterey Trumpet Trolley

A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.

"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"

by Merrstacks September 6, 2007

Jew-monger

One who specifically seeks out Jews for relationships; Someone who can't get enough of the jewish-folk

Greg, quit being such a Jew-monger!

by The Awesome October 22, 2006

douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

by not Dan N. January 1, 2009