monday

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Mondew

A drink only avaialble at China Buffet in Ludington, MI. In clear english the word is pronounced "Mountain Dew"

Waitress: What you want to drink, Pesi or Mondew?

by charlygordon123456 July 24, 2006

Mondipherous

Pronounced: Mon-dif-er-us
Meaning something very large, intimidating, sometimes scary, and awsome.

When used properly: Woah, look at that mondipherous advertising ape.
When used improperly: Woah, look at that ordinary pebble, it's mondipherous.

by the 1 and only t bone February 19, 2009

Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.

My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.

by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010

Monday Stamina

An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.

A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.

B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...

by Vending Machine Cheata September 2, 2010

mondaymorningitis

it is the feeling, especially on Monday morning, when you don't want to get out of the bed or/and want to (go to) work.

more severe case is called mondaymorningitis on both sides.

- What's up, man? How was your weekend?
- The weekend was fine but I got mondaymorningitis.
-Oh, man, me too. On both sides.

by vlaci1983 October 19, 2010

Mondiggity

Another word to decribe AIDS, or decribing a very nasty person.

Can you believe that Lacy has slept with more people than Oprah has money, She defintly has the Mondiggity!!

by Melissa Razzano June 15, 2011