monagamish

When someone considers themselves in a committed relationship...with the occasional fling on the side.

Pat: You're taking that chick home? I thought you and your girlfriend were monogamous!

Jim: well, we're monagamish.

by SubFive0 May 16, 2014

Ryan Monahan

Has an abnormally tiny dick. Pulls no bitches. Likes dudes named Chris ungro. He is also in love with cock and balls

That kid Ryan Monahan, complete weirdo

by Rocco1614 May 19, 2020

Grace Monae

An absolute beast, the epiphany of all females to live. Hot as fuck, weird as fuck. Plan and simple but complicated at the same time. She probably will bite your cock off if you do something wrong but will also be the nicest girl you may ever meet…as long as you are on her good side.

Bad side: Fuckkkk my cock.
Good side: wow Grace Monae is so funny and cute.

by Cum Cock Carl November 10, 2022

Cameron Monaghan

I LOVE HIM!!! HE IS AMAZING, HOT, SWEET AND SO CUTE !!! HE PLAYS A SERIAL KILLER IN GOTHAM AND STILL LOOKS ADORABLE!!!! ALSO, HE PLAYS IAN IN SHAMELESS SOOOO WELL!! I LOVE HIM AND WANNA MEET HIM SO BAD!! HES SO AMAZING AND HOT AND AHWHDYYUDAYGEGYGYEEUYGFEY MAKES ME GO WILDLY GAY

" How do you feel about Cameron Monaghan? "
" He could kidnap me and i'll cry happy tears. "

by leotheshamelessstan February 21, 2023

chasing the mona

Forever chasing the high you got from your first trip to Mona

An air of melancholy surrounded Mette as she lay in the park on a pubie blanket. She wasn’t quite ready to acknowledge to Max that she might forever be chasing the Mona

by Smooax September 3, 2020

Minado Special

the Minado Special is when you've finished gorging yourself at a sushi buffet and go into uncomfortable, often embarrassing, and poorly timed gastric distress caused by rice expansion in your gut.

"dude, we need to stop at a gas station because I feel a minado special coming on."

by iheartkittens July 19, 2010

Monahan

A man who's physical appearance seems to better with age. Usually the "funny-guy" & center of attention in crowds/gatherings, doesn't seem to realize when the jokes have gone too far, and the audience's hysteria has ALREADY turned to annoyance and irritation. Yet the "Monahan" doesn't let that ruin his time. Mostly trust-worthy & for the most part, pleasant to be in company of-- yet a "Monahan's" mood can change quicker than Washington's Weather, and there's no medium. Happy & pleasant, or Angry & just a straight prick. Has compassion for people's feelings, but catch a wave into the storm and you may leave crying or duke-ing it out. Easy to fall in love with because of his humor and his love to cuddle and makes sure you KNOW when he's staring at you, just to soak in your beautiful eyes, But HARDER than a rock to make a split from. A Monahan has been "babied" for most of his life, (and even as a parent and well into his adult hood, gets his way, and anything he wants) causing it very difficult to resolve or compromise with during arguments, since he makes you listen to what he says and when it's your turn it's FUCK OFF I DONT CARE.. LEAVE. Mentality de to being babied, seems to have been cut off from growing at around 8 years old, making it hard for one to get a point across, even if you are taking the blame, and agreeing with what he feels the issue is, just always seems to NEVER get it.

Bro, that Monahan stole my girlfriend with those damn jokes and shit. I wish I was a Monahan and could get whatever I want, for FREE.

by -Jadie Mae July 13, 2015