modest mouse

a mouse who refrains from shaving any or all of its fur.

mighty or danger mouse.

by bigposerhead December 1, 2004

molestas las breastas

to touch boobies.

me gusta molestas las breastas

by iBarfsAlot November 20, 2009

modest pelican

Hottest mf on youtube fr

Papa Peli well leng
Stay Hydrated boys
Modest Pelican is my father

by PapaPelisChild August 8, 2021

molestache

A mustache so disturbingly creepy, it literally molests your eyeballs. It also has been known to put women and men into a trance, whereupon the victim awakens, disrobed with the sneaking suspicion he or she has been raped.

Janine: Holy shit that was close!
Ugly Jane: What was?
Janine: The molestache on that trucker over there almost caught me in its trailer-tractor beam. Now come on, let's scram before we black out and wake up raped!
Ugly Jane: You go on ahead, I'm gonna get my fuck on.

by carrotworm June 11, 2011

molesta

see: R Kelly

"Fiesta, Fiesta, remixed by R Kelly Child Molesta.

by jason June 2, 2003

molestable

When you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.

person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!

*gets up and molests hot kid*

by xwishfulthinkingX September 8, 2004

molestache

a mustache that resembles that which a child molester, such as David Westerfield, might have.

Did you see that guy's molestache Yeah he looks like such a creeper.

by LexiB February 10, 2009