Squish mitten

A woman's vagina

Her squish mitten smells bad.

by KittyKattMeow June 27, 2010

Dick Mitten

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

by KJ152 January 21, 2009

Douche Mitten

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.

"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."

by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009

slip it in the mitten

a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot.

see that six? i'm gonna slip it in the mitten...

by omen8 productions January 5, 2007

pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.

damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there

by Kdawgy December 29, 2006

Weiner Mitten

The area between a woman's breasts.

Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.

by The Chris G. January 22, 2008

skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009