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Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.
Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!
by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011
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MingeBag

"MingeBag" is the default player name in the HL2 Mod "Garry's Mod" (Now sold as Version 10, Version 9 Is no longer supported)

"MingeBags" were players who either through choice or lack of knowledge did not change their name. They would usually join a server and spam the spawning of large objects often crashing servers. However prop limiters prevent this nowadays. They would also destroy or interfere with other players creations.

Pontus, "Notorious, world-known gmod comic maker extraordinaire." was quoted: "Moron with a zero-point energy manipulator attached to groinal area"

These people, are of two "Classes" the generally innocent newbies (see "newbie") and those who are out to ruin the fun of everyone else.

Generally there is no time to tell the differences between the two and rivalries occur between players and "MingeBags" resulting in the server becoming a Deathmatch.
Example: Go play garry's mod and join a server under the name "MingeBag"

"OMG ITS MINGEBAG BAN BAN!!11"

"Here, Wanna help me build a fort? I help MingeBags :)"
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minge

A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.

Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.
A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"
by Homer SexualSimpson January 2, 2009
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minge pelmet

Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.

Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.

Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
"Fuck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!"

"Look out! Here comes Minge Pelmet!"
by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007
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Mingebag

Contrary to popular belief (and what the creators of Half-Life would have you going for), a Mingebag is a Scottish term which refers to an utter wanker, circa 1985 Supergran.
Aye, she's an auld Mingebag!
by Minge the Merciless June 26, 2017
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Mingebag

Garry's Mod slang for noob. Due to the default name of a player being 'Mingebag', and joining a server not knowing how to change it. Minge is a shorter version.
Man, that lindemann person is being such a mingebag, he keeps DMing me.
by Nietsmmar December 28, 2007
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minge jug

she got a pint pot wedged in the minge jug

or

theres still a dreg left in the bottom of the minge jug ... 'who wants to finish it off'
by Kreaper February 10, 2009
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