A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.
"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"
by sfdk November 05, 2019
The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.
by Moobie mcgoober January 24, 2018
by How mama October 24, 2019
A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.
by Killacarlos619 January 23, 2018
Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.
by Reality's blood December 05, 2016
Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.
by dorkloaf97 December 28, 2018