by Thrayse September 10, 2014
Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.
by Petra Ral February 02, 2021
by Phil Mewithcum February 17, 2019
The sexual act that involves a small person.
If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.
Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.
Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
by doublerainbowomg September 07, 2010
an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.
'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'
by Kat Priddy September 05, 2006
A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.
Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.
by psully April 23, 2019
Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged
by 10MinutesWasted April 03, 2019