Midence

Normally a last name but can be used as a real name, normally the last name sucks.

girl: Ewwwwww ur last name is Midence, u suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

by im a god damn ostrich October 8, 2020

John Madden Theory

Noun; The theory of coming up with countless examples without making it too noticeable in usually a paper or report. Named for the unintentional relevance John Madden uses when spectating football. ² The act of going into another example unintentionally.

The greaks gods of the odyssey were very distinct, You have the four top gods. Poseidon, god of water. He controls the seas and those who rides those seas. The ones who rode these seas and is the most memorable, is Odysseus. Odysseus was a powerful man, coming back from the Trojan war. The Trojan war was a large battle, with the climactic death of achiles...Etc.

² "I just saw my best friend in the park, the park is really nice and beautiful with a lake in the middle, this lake is pretty awesome, ive gone fishing, fishing is pr"- "Dude, stop doing the John Madden theory..."

by Samyouell Fepps May 1, 2011

Minden

Hell-hole. A never-ending black hole of boring-ness. Also, the education system teaches you how to use hypens improperly and the only place to hang out is Walmart.

Yea, chill-- at the Minden Wal-MART!

by livingproof. May 27, 2011

joel madden

A wholesome non-whoreish singer who can hit the most amazing notes. Has dated Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie, which is stupid, but is nothing serious. Like black but at the same time looks kind and not emo. I think he's great and I don't give a motherfuck what people say.

Woweeeeee did you go to Good Charlotte's concert?JOEL MADDEN!!!
Yeah I fainted
Why?
Cause it was the best night of my life

by ihatemichael December 14, 2007

Benji Madden

The sexiest, best damn guitar player to ever walk this f*ing planet.

Fuck all the adults who think Benji Madden is a bad influence on their kids.

by Benji's Lil Gerl 777 March 26, 2005

benji and joel madden

the 2 most talented twins in the world.
they're also hot.

benji and joel madden make me have an orgasm

by sara March 13, 2005

Joel Madden

the lead singer of the band good charlotte. he rocks and nobody can say that he doesn't. his brother benji is in his band aswell

interviewer: y r u so cool?
joel: cuz i rock

by stanga_69 August 12, 2005