McMicrophone

A microphone that performs poorly. The term is most often used to describe gaming mics.

Online Gamer: I can't understand PoonSlayer6969's call outs because his McMicrophone is cutting out again.

by Sultry Santa October 23, 2020

Misophone

Def. 1: People with Misophonia. They may react to sounds such as dripping water, chewing, snapping gum, or repetitive noises, such as pencil tapping.
They can become irritated, enraged, or even panicked when they hear their trigger sounds.

Def. 2 (DEROGATORY): A KC SFX Hater that claims to have Misophonia, who goes out of their way to replace the KC SFX with the SNWSTAC SFX

P1: God I hate the sound of water dripping! WHY IS IT SO IRRITATING!?
P2: I think you're a Misophone, judging by the fact that you hate Repetitive sounds like Water Dripping, Chewing Gum, and/or Pencil Tapping.

by LHInotShaggy February 20, 2023

Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

microphonic

adj. to describe hair that is curly, frizzy or afro like.

my hair gets really microphonic if i let it grow, I look like a microphone head.

by i_eat_paper September 20, 2005

Microphones

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

We all put microphones in our ears!

by pychopath May 14, 2015

Microphoned

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.

"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!

by SweetMaurine November 23, 2016