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"Why watch xxx movies when you can just listen to Metallica?"
by my uterus and i October 4, 2005
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Metallican't

Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.
Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!
by medicalmechanica May 1, 2010
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metallica rabbits

Mythical beasts, once known to be in the band Metallica, now known to be in a hill in Burnley. The only human ever to have claimed to have seen a metallica rabbit is one Jimmy Kaos.
by Jimmy March 24, 2004
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Metallica

An 80's thrash metal band that sold out. The only current talented member being James Hetfield for his superb writing and awesome picking hand, they were only good on the first 3 albums. After that they forgot how to play and got cocky in interviews and live. This band sunk to the lowest depths from around 1993 to now. I would say Death Magnetic is good like all the other reviewers, but it's completely repetitive and the digital quality is terrible. Plus, James' lyrics have no meaning anymore. I mean, when they started they had no money and actual life issues, but now it's kinda stupid to be singing about suicide and how life sucks when you're on top of the world. Anyway, yay Metallica, yahoo........
"Hey, you ever listened to Metallica?"

"Yeah, they're okay, but Slayer's better."

"Who's that?"

".........."

This shows a Metallica fanboy interacting with a really metal guy.
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metallica

The best metal band ever, whose only mistake is an album known as St. Anger.
Kill Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, And Justice For All, Metallica, Load, Reload are Metallica albums.
by Klaymaster July 19, 2008
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metallica

The best band ever. Their music kicks ass to an extent you can’t imagine.

To all you non-Metallica fans and those who look at it as something less than the most extrordinary sound in the universe, go hang youself. And please, if you do not intend to hang youself because you don’t like Metallica, don’t you EVER say something that can be takes as an offence towards Metallica or their fans.

To all you Metallica fans, BE PROUD!!! you should see yourself as more valuable persons than the rest of the population on this planet. WAY TO GO!!

Thanks to Metallica for the great and awsome music, my dog, internett and all other Metallica fans that support my view in this case.
Metallica…
…And nothing else maters
by Ktulu August 17, 2007
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metallica

Without a doubt, the single most overrated shithole of a "band" of all time. If you want to listen to a bunch of 80 year old fartknockers rant about satan and killing, be my guest.
Typical narrow-minded metal fan: Metallica dude! Metallica! *bangs head*
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.
by Adrian August 22, 2006
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