messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 12, 2022

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Messy fun

Dominic’s cum

It’s nothing like having messy fun shoved down your throat right before breakfast

by Titty hickey August 10, 2022

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Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.

Wow. That kid sure likes his messy anal masturbation.

by Rob. February 1, 2003

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a difficult or complicated situation. Something that is going to take a bit of work to resolve. The origin of this phrase is derived from urban monkeys in Southeast Asia who you definitely don't want to have anywhere near your house, as they have been known to break and enter, and trash the premises in no time flat looking for anything edible.

In referring to the BP oil spill in the Gulf, former President George Bush might have comments by saying , "You see here, what we got in the Gulf is whatcha call a messy monkey. It's gonna take a lot of effort to clean it up and it's gonna take some time to get that leak plugged.

by Mutha Jones June 1, 2010

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messy facial

Porn movie pop shot make-up artistry. This is where a heavy cummer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a porn-stars face. Looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.

Director: "Ok folks, let's wrap up this shoot ... guys stand by to give Crystal-Tipps a messy facial please .... ACTION!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

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