mercinary position

An act of violently making love forced face-first against a wall; the man assumes rear entry, and while using a fistful of hair to firmly pull the woman's head back, he uses the other hand to hold a knife to her throat (or to grip around her throat, throttling her, in the case of safer play).

Since I know how much you love the sweet rough sex, tonight I'm going to give it to you in mercinary position.

by Platinum Chef February 22, 2008

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003

Mervin

a wedgie from both sides usually done by two cool people to nerds and geeks who wear tighty whities

that nerd ticked me off so my friend and I gave him a mervin

by person66666666666666666 April 21, 2006

Merkins

An American citizen, as spoken by W

'My fellow merkins'

by Dalton Dan August 11, 2008

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

Merkin

1. A term for a pubic wig

2. A fake hair replacement for around the genital region. People often shave the area and then replace the pubic hair with a stylish Merkin.

3. Invented in the 1800's when prostitutes would shave their pubic hair due to genital lice. The Merkin would cover up this shame.
Corey Fitzgerald is the self proclaimed King of Merkin's due to inventing the device for affected prostitutes in 1868

4. An abusive term, an insult due to the natureof the item

"Mate, that guy is such a merkin"

by Scott Lyons February 26, 2008

merin

Is also a nickname for Mercedes Benz.

I took out my merin for a spin

by LM1332 May 28, 2005