Merritt

Pretty much the coolest person alive. If female, she has her hand in a thousand projects at once. Always to start, hardly ever finishes. Likes smoking weed and hanging out with friends. Pretty much wants to do nothing and get paid for it. Likes to abide by the law unless she doesn't think it's a good law. Travels a lot.

If male, struggles with being extremely cocky due to amount of women fall for him. Close to his family and loves his dog.

"Oh do you want to paint the house today?"

"Um, you know we won't finish, don't be such a Merritt"

by raccoon lover of the universe February 6, 2010

mexrican

another word for someone mixed with puerto rican and mexican

I fucked that mexrican bitch last night and her pussy was so tight

by jsjgjsgh July 19, 2009

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

ping pong merrily on high ??? .

Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- ping pong merrily on high ??? .

by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009

The metric system

A Superior system that America is to stupid to use

World:let's use the metric system

USA:wuts that

by DARKNESS RISING April 17, 2020

metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

by maxzilla October 28, 2003

merican

A southern derivitive of American.

Ya'll come back here to and enjoy the company of us mericans

by Xyrus November 25, 2003