Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.

Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.

by Evan V January 17, 2005

Mercer County Band

the most amazing band to ever grace the earth. also the ones who were so rudely denied their rightful place at state (that would be first) because the judges (except for one) decided the competition would be more fun if they were high

mary: that band is amazingfully awesome and wonderful
bob: they're definately a mercer county band

by honestbychoice November 9, 2009

Mercenary

The mercenary is a professional wrrior, who is often hired as a skilled defender or fighter. Mercenaries go out to the highest bidder, and lack any sense of honor, but they are very skilled at fighting, often relying upon their cache of dirty tricks to defeat an opponent. Mercenaries are not very trustworthy, and often will switch alliances in the midst of a battle.

Mercenaries swept across the land, only to be rehired by those once their enemies.

by Detranova August 11, 2003

dini mère

"your mother" in swiss german. mostly used in a sarcastic way (actually pretty much the way the americans use it)

wär het gfurzet? (who farted?)

dini mère! (your mother!)

by andy8os August 7, 2006

Rick Mercer

An extremely funny and intelligent Canadian Comedian whose comedy focuses mainly on Canada, its politics, culture, and people.

He is best known as the host of the Rick Mercer Report as well as for his role on This Hour Has 22 Minutes, and for having hosted the CBC comedy special Talking to Americans.

Did you catch the Mercer Report this week? Rick Mercer sure made fun of Prime Minister Harper, eh?

by Canadian Psyche April 20, 2009

Mommy Mearest

Thicc

Mommy mearest from Friday Night Funkin’ is thicc

by Shrekislove420 June 3, 2021

Mercer Island

Pretty much the greatest place on earth.

I think Bellevue is jealous of Mercer Island.

by slash May 13, 2005