Microwave a Melon

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

Melon Mashing

The act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. The two individuals proceed to face fuck there masterpiece until they touch dicks in the middle.

"What did you guys end up doing last night?"

"Not much. Just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. Then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. Ramming Ryans dick half way through the melon was kinda fucked!"

by RamRad August 14, 2009

Titty Melon

A women with extremly large breasts which resemble the size of Watermelons.

Damn she has fine titty melon.

by Kevin Cray July 13, 2004

floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006

Melon Cracking

Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins

Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night

by The blackbird December 20, 2008

Inverted Melon Baller

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

Rimī melone

The sexiest girl with the biggest follower count on twitch

U wish u could smell rimī melones panties

by FilthyfrankFaggot504 May 4, 2020