An all-powerful dick wizard, gives temporary penises to all your female companions. The perfect solution for lesbians and futa fetishes. Enables swordfights for both genders.
by ChaosInACan June 10, 2020
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Get the Merlando mug.a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.
by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010
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by joey stuffs December 16, 2011
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2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
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