A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.
First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."
Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."
Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."
by michiganmayday April 18, 2010
A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.
Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 03, 2009
That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.
by PinkJaxx May 09, 2018
Tim: Look at that person stealing that bag.
Mr M: What a mental lightweight.
Tim: Hey that's my bag.
Mr M: Sucks to be you.
Mr M: What a mental lightweight.
Tim: Hey that's my bag.
Mr M: Sucks to be you.
by Eric3831 February 09, 2008
by Gregory Grubbs September 15, 2006
Dayum you're mentally overweight!
by IAMHOTTTT12 June 28, 2010
An individual's visualization of an area based on their known sense of direction.
"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.
"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.
"She got to California using her mental-map of the United States since she knew it was somewhere East."
"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."
"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."
by Mr. Allenbach February 25, 2009