Melbourne

To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.

"Man he is such a Melbourne"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

Melbourne

A city in Victoria, Australia that is mostly populated by sick cunts. The weather is either cold as all fuck or hotter than Miranda Kerr. The air and water quality is possibly the best in the world, which can also be said for the beaches. Also home to Cloud Nine, the maddest nightclub that is full of mad kents that play the hardest Melbourne bangers. The city is also overflowing with Eshays (commonly known as Lads). Overall, Melbourne is the best scene on the earth.

"Melbourne is the phreshest place on earth. All cities should be like Melbourne"
"That track 'Melbourne Sound' goes off in the club!"
"Melbourne is home to the best underground tracks"
"Check out that siq lad, he must be from Melbourne"

by Mr.Excitement December 29, 2015

Melbourne Eyebrow

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.

Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.

by Zog 69 April 1, 2016

Melbourne

melbourne is a super huge weird city in australia that always says its better than sydney but who cares. everyone says melbourne is really good but we're really just a dumb place with a lot of gangs and eshays and crimes and stuff. mainly in fitzroy and northcote there are literally so many eshays and lads stealing cars and bashing people and stuff like that. the beaches are better in sydney. there are a lot of old men that stare at you creepily if you go to fitzroy north. we have some cool stuff though like the MGC and federation square and good food. there are heaps of wannabe mafia gangs mainly made up of eshays. also dont miss out on the royal melbourne show or else you will be dissapointed.

"look at that kid, he looks like an eshay from Melbourne,"

by the jet black wings July 25, 2019

boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals

boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals

by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019

Melbourne Navigation

The action of a guy shouting out "Southside" while doing a "W" gang gesture with his left hand.

Ivan is streaming NWA and is enjoying it so much, so he Melbourne Navigations.

by DeAndre Fields April 3, 2018

Melbourne

A city where the weather is f*cked up. It would be so different today to what it was yesterday and what it will be tomorrow.

Guy 1- Bro Melbourne's weather has been so fucked recently
Guy 2- Oh you think?!
Guy 1- Yeah it, it was 12 degrees yesterday , 20 degrees today and it's forecast to be 8 degrees and pissing down tomorrow!

by The Bont October 8, 2017