Melbourne boner 

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide

Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop

Melbourne boner by Billvanman December 28, 2015

Melbourne Purplefish 

This rare fish can only appear if the time is right. In order to perform this great feat one must work up a bonner then drench it in ranch, next grip the penis at the base, cutting off the blood-flow to the penis which should turn it purple (the darker the better) then insert where desired. First founded by lonely fishermen in the Indian River that is located around Melbourne Florida.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Purplefish!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne Purplefished that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Purplefish that chick?"

Melbourne Purplefish by ConairSV June 28, 2010

Melbourne ave

a dumb old bitch who likes fuckin with me fuck u cm fu fu fu old crsty chinised wereaing shoes bitch !!!!!11 gi suck a cock lol hhahhahaha

bitch u betta whatch her back

Melbourne ave by fuck March 26, 2005

melbourne shuffle

A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name

person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"

person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"

pause

person M: " yeh"

pause

person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"

person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"

Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"

person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"

person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"

person M: " I R win"

the melbourne shuffle was born

melbourne shuffle by porn pirate February 25, 2008

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

Melbourne meat curtain by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Melbourne Eyebrow 

The sexual act of one man ejaculating onto the forehead of another and allowing it to dribble into the eye.

Lucky he took out that eyebrow piercing; the Melbourne eyebrow he just got would have gummed it right up.

Melbourne Eyebrow by Zog 69 April 1, 2016

Melbourne Navigation

The action of a guy shouting out "Southside" while doing a "W" gang gesture with his left hand.

Ivan is streaming NWA and is enjoying it so much, so he Melbourne Navigations.

Melbourne Navigation by DeAndre Fields April 3, 2018