1 definition by porn pirate
A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name
person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"
person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"
pause
person M: " yeh"
pause
person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"
person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"
Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"
person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"
person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"
person M: " I R win"
the melbourne shuffle was born
person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"
pause
person M: " yeh"
pause
person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"
person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"
Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"
person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"
person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"
person M: " I R win"
the melbourne shuffle was born
by porn pirate February 25, 2008