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A state located in New England that all other states should give thanks to, purely for the fact we started this country. And if any other state says otherwise, it is a widespread idea that these states should be given to the canadans, because everyone knows that canadans don't count.
Thank you Masachusetts for being both senic and beautiful, and harsh and dirty. Especially thank you Southie for breeding some of the best scum of the earth.
by Little Miss Mass April 25, 2005
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Waco Texas Massacre

(1) (this is the basics of what happened, there are many more details I won't include...because I don't have time to sit on my computer all day...sorry, also, I live in Waco so I and my family were very close to this story, though I was very young when it actually happened)
A 53 day standoff that happened near Waco, Texas, involving doomsday cultists (Branch Davidians) led by David Koresh, and government agents. The Branch Davidians were alleged to have abused children, stockpiled weapons, and practiced polygamy at their compound at Mount Carmel, a rural area a few miles away from the city of Waco. These concerns increased to the point that the local paper, The Waco Tribune-Herald, backed by the community, began to pressure the authorities to take action against the Davidians. This is when the FBI and the BATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms) decided to raid the compound. The Branch Davidians barricaded themselves inside a large building on the compound (after 4 agents and 5 Davidians were shot and killed), they were in there for 50 days, while the agents tried to negotiate with Koresh to release the children and other innocent people in the building. The building they were in caught fire on day 51, April 19, killing 76 Davidians (27 of them children) including Koresh. Most of them didn't even try to flee the building. No one knows for sure if the fire was set by the agents or the Davidians, and there is evidence supporting both sides.
While it is sad that this happened, it is not comparable to atrocities such as Tienemen square, because the government agents were going after *armed criminals*, NOT peaceful, unarmed protestors. While innocent people were involved, they were not the targets of the raid. They were the people the agents were there to try and save. While they were unsuccessful and made many mistakes, even lieing about some of their mistakes, it is misleading to label their actions as malicious.

(2) The only thing my hometown is known for. Well that and Dr Pepper...
(1) The Waco Texas Massacre occured in 1993, lasted for almost 2 months and resulted in nearly 100 deaths.

(2) Waiter: So where you from?
Me: Waco...
Waiter: oohhhhh...Branch davidians....
Me: yep...
by Rachelle1017 August 24, 2006
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massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.
Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!
by Bryce412 July 29, 2017
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Mansacking

Mansack, mansacking, or mansacked. An event in which a man runs up to another man, usually an individual they dislike, grabs their balls and twists them, and then runs away.
"Hey, that's Jerry. I hate Jerry. Should I pull an epic prank and start mansacking him?"
by DeepFrying November 1, 2018
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Massachusian Alps

An area west of the Connecticut River in Massachusetts. This area includes the Berkshires as well as the Appalachian and Taconic Mountains. It is referred to as a whole to mean the entire area. It generally has a positive meaning. This area is known for its natural beauty.
Who wants to head over to the Massachusian Alps over the weekend?

The Massachusian Alps are well known for their natural beauty and splendor .
by Steven Malencroft December 19, 2018
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massachushits

Person 1: Have you been to Massachushits?
Person 2: Yeah, those drivers are the worst!
by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021
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9/20 Massacre

A buncha idiotic idiots Naruto Runnin tryna get in Area 51. This day siege could potentially be successful if the Karens give area 51 bad reviews and get it to shut down. Oh yeah, almost forgot about Chuck Norris, Keanu Reaves, and Shaggyjoining in on the raid, so there's a 50/50 chance. OH FUCK! It's the no live nine-year-old, fortnite playing, pewdiepie subscribed, Dragon ball Super Watching retards; with all those 9 year olds going super saiyan 100,000,000,000,000,000,000, its over man. Man, FOOK DIS, im joining in to see dem aliens see ya.
Even though the deaths of The 9/20 Massacre will be immeasurable, that Ali3n booty is worth death.
by GEDDA d1qshanary July 22, 2019
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