Maronga

Variant used for "Cock" "Penis" "Dick" "Slong." Said with a spanish accent.

Hey Dave..I gotta ask you something.
I heard that you love the Maronga.
I heard you like to caress it and kiss it...I think it's Maronga time for you.

by discharge April 28, 2004

Maroon 5

A once good band who sadly sacrificed being original and making good music for being lame and boring and dishing out the same generic uninspired single every 6 months. At this point it isn't even Maroon 5 anymore, since it's just Adam Levine and some generic top 40 producer.

Guy1: Have you heard that new Maroon 5 song "Girls Like You?"
Guy2: That song sucks! Maroon 5 hasn't been a good band since they came out with that Moves like Jagger crap, it was all down hill from there.

by Icy Wyte August 16, 2018

Maroon 5

act of grabbing a girl's ass at a Maroon 5 concert at your local college.

Variation: To maroon 10 someone is to grab their ass with both hands.

Johnny decided to maroon 5 the girl(s) and therefore was written up by public safety.

by NH November 15, 2004

Maron

Last name derived from the Lebanese saint, Saint Maroun. Lebanese migrants to Mexico who held the surname Absi, took on the surname Maron as it was easier for those who spoke Spanish to pronounce.

1. Wow, did you hear about Pedro Maron? He got married!

by thisistheonlynamethatwasnttaken January 20, 2008

maroon 5

great funk band who plays great music and must be seen live to fully appreciate. has the 5 sexiest men on the business. previously known as Kara's Flowers

I want to sex up the five members of Maroon 5, especially Adam who I will fuck five times.

by love_music August 23, 2004

maroney

1. Existing in a state of high paranoia
2. One who seriously believes in conspiracy theories

1. Pat won't come out of his house anymore because he is so maroney about life.
2. I was talking to this maroney on the bus the other day, and he kept trying to make me believe that the CIA shot JFK.

by Maroneyisms November 2, 2010

Maroon 5

According to my good friend Dalton, "Maroon 5 = a group of gay guys playing fisher price instruments trying to be a band." Of course, I couldn't agree with him more, and a brief visit to Youtube proved my point. It's sad that there are decent girls that actually listen to this bullshit

Me: "ay yo wassup, This good looking girl listens to the Band Maroon 5. Can you tell me what it is?"

Dalton: "hahha you kidding me? That's the gayest band, even worse than Jonas Brothers! Their head singer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth! That girl must have bad taste!!"

Me: "Fuck you, she's cool, but maybe not her taste in music. Hahah. Thanks for the info"

by they call me IBO October 16, 2008