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Markerdouche

A Noun used to define that guy that always has a few to many cans of (usually) light beer and ends up becoming a great nights bad work of art once passing out. Yes.. we've all drawn on one of these guys.

To identify this type of guy at the start of a party, look for the following:
* A raving loony that peaks far to early in the evening.
* Can usually be seen carrying a woman's handbag, while trying to carry it off as "fashion".
* When challenged or reasonably questioned about his dress sense will reply, "Everyone dresses like this in Russia". He will say this even if he is not from Russia. This is a ploy to simply have ignorant people believe that he is cultured. Do not fall for such trickery.
"Is that a Penis drawn on that guys head? What a Markerdouche!"
by Phil Fantana January 27, 2010
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majik markers

when you stick marijuana in a highliter or marker
how much you want for a majik markers?
About 10 bucks.
by ARyan129 December 21, 2008
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Markers

Used for many different purposes and children shouldn't use them. Also they can be refereed to as guys.
Dude those markers tho
by hunaeus January 17, 2017
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tragic marker

Taking a piece of shit and writing with it. Tragic, because it's a damn shame if someone else has to clean up your poop.
Wanting to not be forgotten, he wrote "Here sat Al. Here shat Al." on the bathroom stall with a tragic marker.
by Edward James Almost October 17, 2007
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Marker Stacker

A derogatory term used by small children;

Used sarcastically when you are involved in a dispute where the other party is acting like a small child.
Ryan: I'm not your friend anymore...
Josh: Oh yeah, well your a stupid Marker Stacker!
by VC crew July 31, 2010
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Markerderk

The act of becoming high off the scent of sharpies.
"Eric and I got soo markerderked last night at the rave!"

"The Teacher left the room for three second and all of the third graders began to markerderk."
by CockConquerer August 22, 2017
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Marker

A gay that like dick and jul ( french rapper ) from Marseille ( french city )
this guy is very a marker
by namerssss June 29, 2018
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