Marker Kid

wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them
by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021
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Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.
Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.
by Dat_Boi112 February 01, 2018
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Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP
I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey
by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022
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Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
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