Hot Mario

When you wrap a warm slice of pizza around your cock, and wank off into it. Then you give it to your girl to eat

"You take your girl out last night?"
"Nah man, I just gave her a Hot Mario"
"Your girl loves home delivery..."

by ACE & Nicko September 2, 2015

maricris

usually used as a nickname for females whose names are combinations of Maria + Christ(eta/ina); typically a Filipina decent who is dainty and well mannered

Hello! My name is Maria Cristeta, but you can call me Maricris for short.

by MCMO December 14, 2008

Mario

A video game about a guy. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.

And runs like a jamaican

and jumps like a black man

And grabs coins like a Jew

"I really like playing that Mario Kart game!

by Manlyman654 December 10, 2016

paper mario

One of the best fucking games in the whole world. It kicks X-box right in the balls, and it's on a 64 bit system!

Paper Mario kicks fucking ass!

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

Marion

Marion's tend to be really down to earth and loud but can hide secrets especially about family and boys from everyone. Marion's tend to be hilarious around their friends but shyer around others. Looks wise Marion's tend to have a rocking body with amazing bum, stomach and breasts. Marion's tend to have gorgeous eyes and a killer smile and can make guys fall head over heels with her. Marion's tend to fall in love quickly but can be very very dirty. She has admirers but never notices they like her. Marion's tend to be good at sport, English, languages and child care.

Boy: Hey did you see that Marion girl today?
Dude: Yeah her booty was fineee

by harrypotter707 April 24, 2015

marioli

an american girl of mediterranean descent who's drop dead gorgeous but too smart to chat up by conventional means.

that marioli's wicked but easy breezy she ain't.

by smokeydokey September 18, 2008

Mario Tube

a rolled blunt (using a wrap not tobacco) that is perfectly cylindrical so it looks like a warp pipe in a mario bros game.

Person A: Dude, I like really need to warp
Person B: I'll go get a white owl, roll a Mario Tube, and we'll go all the way to level 8!

by Zeak Harbors September 15, 2007