Mature

The ability to deal with themes most would find offensive or anerving.

1. The ability to deal with a movie or painting in which nudity is shown(NOT porn) without laughing, feeling uncomfortable or making a dirty comment.

2. The ability to deal with swearing in an appropriate manner. IE. not swearing every four seconds when a swear word has no reason for being there. Also, the ability to not be shocked by a swear word, nor laugh or make a joke.

3. The ability to have a conversation about themes most would find offensive or anerving. Such as nudity in art (movies or pictures. NOT porn.) Or perhaps sex life (Most likely, a mature person is one who does not have a ridiculous amount of one night stands, but rather, has an intimate relationship with one person whom they deeply care for.) or education.

4. Those who can commit to one person are mature.

5. Those who don't see pregnancy as a curse or a trap are mature.

6. Those who are accepting of others who are different from themselves are mature.

by Teamotedesideroterequire December 12, 2010

superman bungee manuver

Attach bungee cord to ceiling. Have the naked girl turn unsidedown with her legs spread eagle. You may want to prop her up against something like a chair, pillow, etc. Have the male climb a ladder with the bungee attached to him and swoop down right into the hole like an eagle eyeing its prey. Swoop(going in for the kill), doink!!!(hitting your target) uhhhhh!!!(chick), woosh!!! (like superman flying away, he comes quick, satisfies your needs and before you know it he's gone). Note: must have good aim with pecker or else someone may get hurt, crunching your pecker on the floor, bed, chair may never let you have children. Created by wes tanya and matt

my dog was watching me perform the superman bungee maneuver on this hot chick, when the ceiling caved in and two heveanly bodies fell from the apartment above......we decided to have an orgy and do the filthy wes instead.

by wes, matt and tanya January 15, 2004

Merchant Maureen

A coined term used by anti-Feminist commentator, Marc Rudov, who descirbed "Merchant Maureen" is a synonym of a "gold digger".

"A merchant maureen is when a lady drops her anchor for a man's wallet in her own desires..."
— Marc Rudov, No Harmony Without Equality

by Tsar Diversant April 5, 2017

Tango: Maureen

It is the name of a song from the Broadway show/movie, RENT. It is used describing the situation of going out with someone who's bisexual, who likes to cheat and flirt with other men and women, and it's very hard to leave them. Because that's what the song's about.

"Your relationship is SO Tango: Maureen!"

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008

Academically Mature

A student who knows how to handle their shit, and works most of the time instead of whining.

It's finals week and Tessa seems so chill. Such an academically mature student.

by Stanley Watermelon December 9, 2018

Manire

Genius, super awesome and have an alien type intelligence level. Manire's often need interpreters to help communicate their native language. Tough as nails and tender-hearted at the same time. Born tender-hearted but learned to be tough as nails because everyone called them Manure in elementary school. Any Manire knows what it's like to stand alone from top to bottom. They are giving. Sometimes people think they're drunk when in reality, they just live in their own world.

genius, intelligent, alien, Manire

by reallysuperawesome February 4, 2010

Maureen

A strong, empowering black women. Large breasts. More personal stories than a library. Voice deeper than the ocean. Comes across as stern but truly a softie at heart. Family is everything to her. We all need a maureen in our lives to keep us on track.

“Who’s that strong, beautiful woman in the back of the church?”

“Well, *sighs* that’s maureen.”

by amyfossilfuel787 April 25, 2019